Tuesday, March 4, 2008
Jerk Central Station
I can't believe Scott Sergio is a suitable replacement for yours truly. It's hard to comprehend that Chris and Dan allow themselves to be duped by any Tom, Dick, and Harry claiming to be an expert. You know what I'm an expert of? Kickin' ass/takin' names. That's it - unfiltered, straight-dope, raw horse - the real deal with no coupons necessary. Maybe next time Dan will know not to mine YMCAs and halfway houses for talent. Peace, li'l homeys!
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I dont know about him replacing you, but it was a pretty funny hour.
He was funnier than Mike, at least.
I want to kick Scott Sergio in the throat.
-Robot Sweatshop Superfan
haha...c'mon Mick. He was a little quirky, but not that bad.
This show seems like it will never end. Yes i left the previous comment about 4 minutes into the interview.
Thank you for an hour of my life that I will never get back. I was hoping that douche was calling in while driving and the interview could just end with skidding tires.
after these comments i guess you can strip me of my robotsweatshop superfan title. Take it and stick it up Sergio's ass.
Sr. Mickey,
Your comments have obviously been laid with haste, anger, and the realization that you are but a mere peon among professional academia. Your anger is not with me, but with your overall failure to comprehend even the basics of horror lore, and for that I feel sorry for you. Even a paltry kick to the throat would not deter me from enacting some good zombie justice on the sweet gray matter resting in your oversized skull.
Best wishes,
S. S.
Sir Douche,
None of my anger came from being unable to comprehend the bullshit spilling from your lips....you just aren't as funny as you think you are.
Eat Shit,
The S.S. Hater Fanclub Prez
Sr. Mickey,
Your last posting has made me very glad that I am, in fact, NOT a zombie. If my only option was to eat your brains, sir, I'd most definitely starve!!!
Ciao,
S.S.
p.s. How about some aloe vera for that wicked burn?!
Jeez, easy fellas! We're all one big family here. Maybe you'll both come on the show and talk things over?
I have to agree with MIck. In fact I hope Sergio crashes his ferrari into a pole and then comes back as a zombie. So that way I could have no remorse about sticking a knife through his f'n eye.
Sergio is an official "Friend of the Show." The first, actually.
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